Showing posts with label Rewrites. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rewrites. Show all posts
Wednesday, January 05, 2011
"GOP to Strip Consumer Protections, Resume Big Bank Bailouts"
(I know...but...well, that's what Michele Bachmann is proposing, isn't it?)
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Monday, January 03, 2011
"Tea Party Wants To Ease Restrictions, Monitoring Of Loose Nuclear Materials"
(I know...but that's what the bottom-of-the-screen news ticker would have shown on Fox News Channel if liberals and progressives would have expressed anger at the Senate's passage of New START.)
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Monday, December 20, 2010
"GOP Defends Performance of Sex Acts With Children"
(I know...but that's what the headline would have been on Fox News Channel if the Dems had crushed the Child Marriage Protection Act.)
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